Number one: This is a site FOR redheads, BY redheads, to uncover FAKE redheads.
Two: We know who you are (ASHREE SIMPSON!).
Three: No carpets shall go unturned, not on our watch.
So, let’s start with the obvious. Ashlee Simpson is clearly stealing this child. I would like someone to first call the police, and then smack a bitch up. I don’t care which salon you go to, or how close you’ve shaved, we KNOW.
