You Look Like a Big Apple.

Dear Bryce,

So what if your father, Ron Howard, is "An American Icon" and he got you this role in TWILIGHT.  History tells us that redheads are either witches or spawns of Satan.  And you, my shiny apple face, are both. 

This Freakin Duck.

Who fucked him up?

Why Are You Still Here?

If this was whack-a-mole I would've won my black lover a Chinese finger trap and a dead goldfish by now.