Trick or Treat.

This Halloween is brought to you by the letters F

And U

Happy Fucking Halloween, fakerz.

Postpartum Depression

Woke up with vomitz on my face this morning. Nothing out of the ordinary, except that I had that reoccurring nightmare where I'm forced to watch HONEY. After taking a hot shower I thought everything was rainbows and unicorns again. Not so fast, me. 

It seems that Hess-i-cah Alba has not only taken it upon herself to star in some of the worst films of all time, but is now also starring in a little role I like to call, "I got a shitty dye job."

Dying your hair does not make the pain go away.