Start 2010 Off With A Bang!

Happy New Year! We know ours is going to start off with a bang! If you know what I'm sayingz...

God bless us, everyone!

True Whore.

Honestly, Evan Rachel Wood's not giving us a good name.

She looks like she's about to give a ten cent handski to a trucker in the back of a Ralph's parking lot.

Wait A Minute...

You're on SKINS? Don't the British HATE redheads? Is that why these two bozos got a dye job that resembles my menstrual berries?

From Us To You With Love

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Pssst.... The red cookies are poisoned!

Oh My God.

Is this guy... hitting on me?

Bewitch THIS

Jamie Ray Newman.

Look at yourself! You tried to be a redhead and now Eastwick is officially off the air. THANKS a lot.

Fire In My Loins.

This cat is getting me off.

I don't know if it's the fur, the eyes, or the boyish good looks. But it's WORKING.

Why Are You Famous?

Oh my gawd you guyz! I am like so totally bustedz!

Envy is not a good look for you, Coco.

Made by Matel (aka WHOREVILLE)

So... the redhead Barbie is a whore? Is that what you're telling me with this revealing slip and the questionable midriff?

Tappy Hanksgiving!

Happy Thankzgiving weekend from two hungry little redheads!

Not these foolish turkeys, the ones with the keyboard!

Are you for REAL?!

15 of the Hottest Fucktards.

Hit em up.

You Look Like a Big Apple.

Dear Bryce,

So what if your father, Ron Howard, is "An American Icon" and he got you this role in TWILIGHT.  History tells us that redheads are either witches or spawns of Satan.  And you, my shiny apple face, are both. 

This Freakin Duck.

Who fucked him up?

Why Are You Still Here?

If this was whack-a-mole I would've won my black lover a Chinese finger trap and a dead goldfish by now.

Where's My Gun?

Country Music got a new redhead today with Kellie Pickler.

Love it or Hate it?

HATE ITZ!

Floaters.

 Well, those are DEFINITELY fake.

 

 Hope y'allz enjoy the season finale of Mad Men tonight.

So Many RedHeadz!

Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, I spot two raging HO-MO's! 

We'd totez make out with you - but we're redheads. And that kind of hotness repels.

Tickle Me Pissed Off

Well, well, well.  

We meet again my fine, fury, "red" friend.  Despite your sexy celebrity friendz, you can't hide the fact that you've been hitting the box for yeaaaaaaarz.  We've got you on our radar, you slippery customer.  We'll be watching...we'll be watching...

Trick or Treat.

This Halloween is brought to you by the letters F

And U

Happy Fucking Halloween, fakerz.

Postpartum Depression

Woke up with vomitz on my face this morning. Nothing out of the ordinary, except that I had that reoccurring nightmare where I'm forced to watch HONEY. After taking a hot shower I thought everything was rainbows and unicorns again. Not so fast, me. 

It seems that Hess-i-cah Alba has not only taken it upon herself to star in some of the worst films of all time, but is now also starring in a little role I like to call, "I got a shitty dye job."

Dying your hair does not make the pain go away.

This Is What a Virgin Looks Like.

Remember that movie Casper? Remember how I wanted to make out with Devon Sawa at the end when he turns into a real boy? You totally ruined that for me. And now THIS.

PS- Did you know Devon Sawa is a total badass?!? Not that I still stalk him. Or anything...

The "Redhead"?

Isn't it scary when the lights go out and all the trolls around your room go and rape your electronics?

Do you know what is scarier?

When your iPod births THIS!

Something Isn't Adding Up Here...

Rihanna, baby, baby. Where to begin?

You've had a rough year, we all know that. You are sporting your trademark pleather outfit, and you ROCK it. But the lipstick? This brassy redhair? You're one leopard print shirt away from being my Grandma in Florida, when she frosts her lips and gels her hair for a "night out" at the Red Lobster.

Nice shades though...

Oaahhhhh.....

Oh.... BALLZ ON MY CHIN. ohh.....

Sorry, I just blacked out for a sex sec.

Even with your sexually explicit mustache, I still want your balls on my chin.

You Disgust Me.

I remember Parent Trap, it was good. Bitch gone and fucked this shit up.

And that is why we speak for all redheadz when we say, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

But you look sooo happy now.

All my love,

Redheadz

xoxo

Practice Schmactice. Show me your pubes.

This photo makes me think of garbage bags and marijuana. 

Mainly because you look like one, and that's what I'm smoking RIGHT NOW.

Looks Like We Have a Little Devil On Our Hands.

Hmmm… ya know, sure! I’ve done a bunch of blow, slept with 12 whores and woke up in the middle of China with nothing to call my own but a tube of toothpaste. But I’ve NEVER woke up and said, "Hey, I'm going to ruin everyone's lives today!". Not kosher, Olsen. Not Kosherz.

P.S.- Get rid of the blondie, she’s cramping your style!

P.P.S.- I still can't tell you apart.

Raising The Barre

Ok, you guyz. First we need to setup some ground rules. 

Number one: This is a site FOR redheads, BY redheads, to uncover FAKE redheads. 

Two: We know who you are (ASHREE SIMPSON!). 

Three: No carpets shall go unturned, not on our watch.

So, let’s start with the obvious. Ashlee Simpson is clearly stealing this child. I would like someone to first call the police, and then smack a bitch up. I don’t care which salon you go to, or how close you’ve shaved, we KNOW.