Julianne Moore Cum on my Face.

Julianne Moore. Showing little redheads everywhere that we are indeed hotter than all them other bitchez.

I Hope My Human Babies Look Like This Bunny Baby

My bunny ovaries just exploded.

Christina Hendricks Has a Dick.

I know we posted about this whore before, but no matter how hard you distract us with those tatties we still know you are one FAKE floozy!

Redhead Strikes Back

This is what happens when you hate on our peoplez.

Mmmmmmm...

This little fluff-a-lump made me breakfast in bed!

Isn't he SWEET?!

Speed Skaterz are Lesbians.

Winter Olympics! We know who we'll be rooting for...

Team Clara Hughes. Go for the gold girl!

Casting Roulette

Let's play a game called Casting Roulette! Now, if we were Danny Boyle and we had a film in our back pocket called '127 Hours' starring James Franco, who would we want to cast as his costars?

Oh, right, how about the one whose carpet matches the drapes?