Casting Roulette

Let's play a game called Casting Roulette! Now, if we were Danny Boyle and we had a film in our back pocket called '127 Hours' starring James Franco, who would we want to cast as his costars?

Oh, right, how about the one whose carpet matches the drapes?

True Love has a name: Little Red-Haired Girl

Clearly Charlie Brown has always had good taste. The charles M. Schulz Museum in Santa Rosa pays homage to Charlie's true and only love, the little red-haired girl.


Free admission? Being a redhead has its perks.

Squeeeee!

Somebody looks like he's enjoying the ride....

He's in a car!

Titties.

This...This is embarrassing...

THIS JUST IN!

Redheaded dinosaurs were the SEXIEST creatures on earth!

The science just doesn't lie folkz.

Olympians Have Feelings Too...?

Olympic Gold Medal winner Shaun White wants a new nickname...

Really? Ya know, I can't imagine why being called a "flying tomato" would make you want to change anything...

Oh, right. It's a round, red, fucking flying tomato.

Munchkin with a Man Face.

Firstly, you have mosquito bites for boobs. And secondly, you're just god awful in life.

Fuck you. Just. Fuck. Off.