Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Made by Matel (aka WHOREVILLE)

So... the redhead Barbie is a whore? Is that what you're telling me with this revealing slip and the questionable midriff?


Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tappy Hanksgiving!

Happy Thankzgiving weekend from two hungry little redheads!



Not these foolish turkeys, the ones with the keyboard!

Friday, November 20, 2009

You Look Like a Big Apple.

Dear Bryce,


So what if your father, Ron Howard, is "An American Icon" and he got you this role in TWILIGHT.  History tells us that redheads are either witches or spawns of Satan.  And you, my shiny apple face, are both. 







Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Why Are You Still Here?

If this was whack-a-mole I would've won my black lover a Chinese finger trap and a dead goldfish by now.



Friday, November 13, 2009

Where's My Gun?

Country Music got a new redhead today with Kellie Pickler.


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HATE ITZ!