You Look Like a Big Apple.

Dear Bryce,

So what if your father, Ron Howard, is "An American Icon" and he got you this role in TWILIGHT.  History tells us that redheads are either witches or spawns of Satan.  And you, my shiny apple face, are both. 

This Freakin Duck.

Who fucked him up?

Why Are You Still Here?

If this was whack-a-mole I would've won my black lover a Chinese finger trap and a dead goldfish by now.

Where's My Gun?

Country Music got a new redhead today with Kellie Pickler.

Love it or Hate it?

HATE ITZ!

Floaters.

 Well, those are DEFINITELY fake.

 

 Hope y'allz enjoy the season finale of Mad Men tonight.

So Many RedHeadz!

Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, I spot two raging HO-MO's! 

We'd totez make out with you - but we're redheads. And that kind of hotness repels.

Tickle Me Pissed Off

Well, well, well.  

We meet again my fine, fury, "red" friend.  Despite your sexy celebrity friendz, you can't hide the fact that you've been hitting the box for yeaaaaaaarz.  We've got you on our radar, you slippery customer.  We'll be watching...we'll be watching...