Why Are You Still Here?

If this was whack-a-mole I would've won my black lover a Chinese finger trap and a dead goldfish by now.

Where's My Gun?

Country Music got a new redhead today with Kellie Pickler.

Love it or Hate it?

HATE ITZ!

Floaters.

 Well, those are DEFINITELY fake.

 

 Hope y'allz enjoy the season finale of Mad Men tonight.

So Many RedHeadz!

Eeny Meeny Miney Moe, I spot two raging HO-MO's! 

We'd totez make out with you - but we're redheads. And that kind of hotness repels.

Tickle Me Pissed Off

Well, well, well.  

We meet again my fine, fury, "red" friend.  Despite your sexy celebrity friendz, you can't hide the fact that you've been hitting the box for yeaaaaaaarz.  We've got you on our radar, you slippery customer.  We'll be watching...we'll be watching...

Trick or Treat.

This Halloween is brought to you by the letters F

And U

Happy Fucking Halloween, fakerz.

Postpartum Depression

Woke up with vomitz on my face this morning. Nothing out of the ordinary, except that I had that reoccurring nightmare where I'm forced to watch HONEY. After taking a hot shower I thought everything was rainbows and unicorns again. Not so fast, me. 

It seems that Hess-i-cah Alba has not only taken it upon herself to star in some of the worst films of all time, but is now also starring in a little role I like to call, "I got a shitty dye job."

Dying your hair does not make the pain go away.