Postpartum Depression

Woke up with vomitz on my face this morning. Nothing out of the ordinary, except that I had that reoccurring nightmare where I'm forced to watch HONEY. After taking a hot shower I thought everything was rainbows and unicorns again. Not so fast, me. 

It seems that Hess-i-cah Alba has not only taken it upon herself to star in some of the worst films of all time, but is now also starring in a little role I like to call, "I got a shitty dye job."

Dying your hair does not make the pain go away.

This Is What a Virgin Looks Like.

Remember that movie Casper? Remember how I wanted to make out with Devon Sawa at the end when he turns into a real boy? You totally ruined that for me. And now THIS.

PS- Did you know Devon Sawa is a total badass?!? Not that I still stalk him. Or anything...

The "Redhead"?

Isn't it scary when the lights go out and all the trolls around your room go and rape your electronics?

Do you know what is scarier?

When your iPod births THIS!

Something Isn't Adding Up Here...

Rihanna, baby, baby. Where to begin?

You've had a rough year, we all know that. You are sporting your trademark pleather outfit, and you ROCK it. But the lipstick? This brassy redhair? You're one leopard print shirt away from being my Grandma in Florida, when she frosts her lips and gels her hair for a "night out" at the Red Lobster.

Nice shades though...

Oaahhhhh.....

Oh.... BALLZ ON MY CHIN. ohh.....

Sorry, I just blacked out for a sex sec.

Even with your sexually explicit mustache, I still want your balls on my chin.

You Disgust Me.

I remember Parent Trap, it was good. Bitch gone and fucked this shit up.

And that is why we speak for all redheadz when we say, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

But you look sooo happy now.

All my love,

Redheadz

xoxo

Practice Schmactice. Show me your pubes.

This photo makes me think of garbage bags and marijuana. 

Mainly because you look like one, and that's what I'm smoking RIGHT NOW.