This Is What a Virgin Looks Like.

Remember that movie Casper? Remember how I wanted to make out with Devon Sawa at the end when he turns into a real boy? You totally ruined that for me. And now THIS.

PS- Did you know Devon Sawa is a total badass?!? Not that I still stalk him. Or anything...

The "Redhead"?

Isn't it scary when the lights go out and all the trolls around your room go and rape your electronics?

Do you know what is scarier?

When your iPod births THIS!

Something Isn't Adding Up Here...

Rihanna, baby, baby. Where to begin?

You've had a rough year, we all know that. You are sporting your trademark pleather outfit, and you ROCK it. But the lipstick? This brassy redhair? You're one leopard print shirt away from being my Grandma in Florida, when she frosts her lips and gels her hair for a "night out" at the Red Lobster.

Nice shades though...

Oaahhhhh.....

Oh.... BALLZ ON MY CHIN. ohh.....

Sorry, I just blacked out for a sex sec.

Even with your sexually explicit mustache, I still want your balls on my chin.

You Disgust Me.

I remember Parent Trap, it was good. Bitch gone and fucked this shit up.

And that is why we speak for all redheadz when we say, YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

But you look sooo happy now.

All my love,

Redheadz

xoxo

Practice Schmactice. Show me your pubes.

This photo makes me think of garbage bags and marijuana. 

Mainly because you look like one, and that's what I'm smoking RIGHT NOW.

Looks Like We Have a Little Devil On Our Hands.

Hmmm… ya know, sure! I’ve done a bunch of blow, slept with 12 whores and woke up in the middle of China with nothing to call my own but a tube of toothpaste. But I’ve NEVER woke up and said, "Hey, I'm going to ruin everyone's lives today!". Not kosher, Olsen. Not Kosherz.

P.S.- Get rid of the blondie, she’s cramping your style!

P.P.S.- I still can't tell you apart.