An Open Letter.

Dear True Blood producers, 

The jig is up. We know that Deborah Ann Woll is a natural blond, you dumb bitches. 

But to your credit, you've given me material for happy molesting myself timez.

Yours,

Redheadz

Tramp.

This photographic evidencez of a faker shows just why this lady is a TRAMP!

(via a very special tipster @holleighz)

Is there something in the air?!

What is going ON?!

Nick Pinto takes a look at why are there so many HATERZ in his article "The Ginger Wars." Because, as he notes, "redheads have been the victims of a rising tide of mockery, bigotry, and violence." We really don't GET it.

Listen, y'all.  We are really not that crazy and we are really not that weird.


At least we don't look like this, ok?

Wow.

MIA is really doing a bang up job of promoting a redhead genocide with her latest video.  

No really.

Awesome.

(Thanks, Gawker.)

WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!

We all know that Adam Lambert is one of le gayz. He's got the goods. And he's also got that busted face :(

But who knew he was also a FABULOUS redhead!!!?!?!?!

ONE FOR TEAM REDHEAD....kind of.....

It's Gross!

I don't know what's worse. The beer gut, the Dorothy heels, or this FUCKING shitty dye job.

Oh, right, the Dorothy heels.

Survey Says: RACIST

I don't know what's worse, the fact that this commercial exists OR the fact that they pronounce it GING-ers. I don't like either.

Omg...

...Is that a glass eye?

Awesome.

So...comic book she-devil, Red Sonja, is now set to be played by Megan Fox? She's a common whore.

Great.

This further perpetuates the stereotype that redheads are dirty sluts. Sigh.

We Wanna Go!

The Brits are finally embracing redheads (after, of course, trying to cleanse the country of our people).

They're holding a festival in our honor! Hopefully this isn't a trick to get us all rounded up in one place and burn us to death :)

Rockstar Catnip

If Brucey is MARRIED to a redhead and having an AFFAIR with another redhead.... THEN The Boss has a redhead fetish!

Sexy Redheaded Chick Alert

Awww isn't this precious! See, all redhead babies come out hating the world.

She Kissed a Redhead AND She Fucked It.

People Magazine is reporting that Katy Perry has dumped rocker fiance/sex addict Russell Brand for a REDHEAD.

Cover your stump before you hump, buddy.  You don't know where either of them bitchez has been...

The People Have Spoken.

Penciled on eyebrows are back!

A poll recently found that the most beloved redhead in all the land is none other than Lucille Ball. Ay Caramba!

Sorry Ringwald, this ending isn't as sweet as 16 Candles.

Va va va va

VOOM!

I Love Ads.

I'm a mistake?  Is that what I am?

And what the....I should...KILL MYSELF?!?

Come on, guy!

HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY!

These little leprechauns send their love to you...

Slippery Customer!

Ok, this chick is cool.  She sang some awesome shit with my boyfriend.

BUT, sadly, she is not a member of the Redheadz Klub.  No matter how funny she is.

ACCESS DENIED!

Julianne Moore Cum on my Face.

Julianne Moore. Showing little redheads everywhere that we are indeed hotter than all them other bitchez.

I Hope My Human Babies Look Like This Bunny Baby

My bunny ovaries just exploded.

Christina Hendricks Has a Dick.

I know we posted about this whore before, but no matter how hard you distract us with those tatties we still know you are one FAKE floozy!

Redhead Strikes Back

This is what happens when you hate on our peoplez.

Mmmmmmm...

This little fluff-a-lump made me breakfast in bed!

Isn't he SWEET?!

Speed Skaterz are Lesbians.

Winter Olympics! We know who we'll be rooting for...

Team Clara Hughes. Go for the gold girl!

Casting Roulette

Let's play a game called Casting Roulette! Now, if we were Danny Boyle and we had a film in our back pocket called '127 Hours' starring James Franco, who would we want to cast as his costars?

Oh, right, how about the one whose carpet matches the drapes?

True Love has a name: Little Red-Haired Girl

Clearly Charlie Brown has always had good taste. The charles M. Schulz Museum in Santa Rosa pays homage to Charlie's true and only love, the little red-haired girl.


Free admission? Being a redhead has its perks.

Squeeeee!

Somebody looks like he's enjoying the ride....

He's in a car!

Titties.

This...This is embarrassing...

THIS JUST IN!

Redheaded dinosaurs were the SEXIEST creatures on earth!

The science just doesn't lie folkz.

Olympians Have Feelings Too...?

Olympic Gold Medal winner Shaun White wants a new nickname...

Really? Ya know, I can't imagine why being called a "flying tomato" would make you want to change anything...

Oh, right. It's a round, red, fucking flying tomato.

Munchkin with a Man Face.

Firstly, you have mosquito bites for boobs. And secondly, you're just god awful in life.

Fuck you. Just. Fuck. Off.

Fire Between the Sheets.

Who wouldn't want to rub one off to this?

Playa said wha?

WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?! 

You thank your lucky stars that you will now have immortal life.

That is what you fucking do.

Redheadz Unite!

We are obviously on the team that matterz.

Fight on, red.

Soap In Your Mouth.

Does anyone remember Savannah? Does anyone remember the sexy menz? And does anyone remember THIS crazy face?

PS- This slut bedhopped her way onto ALL MY CHILDREN. If anyone gives a shit. We don't.

Debbie, Debbie, Debbie....

This is what your brain looks like when you can't star on a new hit show...