An Open Letter.

Dear True Blood producers, 

The jig is up. We know that Deborah Ann Woll is a natural blond, you dumb bitches. 

But to your credit, you've given me material for happy molesting myself timez.

Yours,

Redheadz

Tramp.

This photographic evidencez of a faker shows just why this lady is a TRAMP!

(via a very special tipster @holleighz)

Is there something in the air?!

What is going ON?!

Nick Pinto takes a look at why are there so many HATERZ in his article "The Ginger Wars." Because, as he notes, "redheads have been the victims of a rising tide of mockery, bigotry, and violence." We really don't GET it.

Listen, y'all.  We are really not that crazy and we are really not that weird.


At least we don't look like this, ok?

Wow.

MIA is really doing a bang up job of promoting a redhead genocide with her latest video.  

No really.

Awesome.

(Thanks, Gawker.)

WHAAAAAAAAAAA?!

We all know that Adam Lambert is one of le gayz. He's got the goods. And he's also got that busted face :(

But who knew he was also a FABULOUS redhead!!!?!?!?!

ONE FOR TEAM REDHEAD....kind of.....

It's Gross!

I don't know what's worse. The beer gut, the Dorothy heels, or this FUCKING shitty dye job.

Oh, right, the Dorothy heels.

Survey Says: RACIST

I don't know what's worse, the fact that this commercial exists OR the fact that they pronounce it GING-ers. I don't like either.